Alter table Muth add partition Colin…
Posted by Tyler Muth on October 12, 2008
alter tabe Muth
add partition Colin
weight 4 pounds 13 ounces
length 18 inches
/
begin
for i in 1..infinity
loop
delete from Muth partition Colin where garment = 'Diaper';
insert into Muth partition Colin ('Milk');
dbms_lock.sleep(10800);
end loop;
end;
More pics here if you’re interested.
Bunditj said
Very nice logic, it make me keep smiling.
Paulo Vale said
Congratulations.
Lots of work waiting for you. It would be nice if it was so simple as the script
Simon Gadd said
Hi Tyler.
Very many congratulations to you both. You must be delighted.
Simon.
PS. Didn’t know Oracle did shirts in Colin’s size
girl-next-door said
Congratulations!! Awesome picture!!
Is the human race evolving? Don’t you think new-borns look more defined than they used to??
Christina Cho said
Congratulations, Tyler!!
Colin looks awesome! Welcome to the delightful and rewarding parenthood journey.
- Christina
Kris said
Congrats. but you got the scope wrong. I think it’s more like:
ALTER SYSTEM SET core_dump_dest=’/mnt/diaper/genie’ SCOPE=BOTH;
alter system switch logfile;
Alter system set audit_trail deferred;
alter system quiesce;
Scott said
Congrats!
If only the time between diapers were a fixed interval…
- Scott -
Tyler Muth said
Simon: Well, my shirt is a Miami University (Oxford, OH. We were a school before Florida was a state). His was just something the hospital had. Good idea though, I should try and find an Oracle shirt in his size
Girl-next-door: That picture was taken almost 2 weeks after he was born. He was born 6 weeks early, so he had to stay in the hospital. I’m not sure if this supports or refutes your theory, as he’s either 2 weeks, or -4 weeks depending on how you want to count.
Kris: Nice! The “system” scope is a lot more funny.
Scott: Right now it’s a very fixed interval as he doesn’t cry when he goes in his diaper. We feed him every 3 hours, so we just change him right before we feed him. Those were the instructions of his Dr. as well as a whole crew of amazing nurses in the Special Care Nursery at Sibley, so we’re going with it for now.